lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.
disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made
if I had a twin I would go into crowds of strangers and profess my love to someone and then say “if our love isn’t meant to be, I will go back in time and slap myself” and then my twin would burst in and slap me
Happy birthday Jensen Ackles!
March 1st, 1978.
i am legitimately sorry
i cAn’t BREaTHE
TEN NO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU USE A SONIC
Helpless Myungsoo - When they find Prono’s at his Phone~
I want to do adult things with you
*moans* pay the mortgage
*breathes* go make sure we turned off all the lights, our utility bill was fucking $300 this month
i used to be scared of my little sister getting a Facebook but all she uses it for is to make albums of leonardo dicaprio doing various things like right now she has one dedicated to him being confused so i’m actually really proud of her
she made a new album and dedicated it to me
she strikes again
“how dare u make me make a mistake motherfucker do u even know who i am”
That bitchface is not one of Sammy’s.
DO YOU EVER GET A REALLY GOOD HUG FROM SOMEONE AND YOU’RE LIKE WAIT NO HUG ME MORE